A Razorsaw's Edge
Let me tell you why Vandal Savage is awesome.

You see those scars? According to Word of God, he got them from a bear. A CAVE BEAR. That kind of bear is not like the bears today. We’re talking a fuckhuge enormous bear that would make the kind of bears alive today piss their pants. And Savage here SURVIVED said encounter.

"But Raz," you might say, "he’s immortal. He would survive anything." Not so. The fact that Savage has scars means that Savage survived said encounter before he became immortal, or else they would have healed away.

So Vandal Savage encountered and survived a battle with a giant demon bear when he was a mere mortal.

THAT IS BADASS

Let me tell you why Vandal Savage is awesome.

You see those scars? According to Word of God, he got them from a bear. A CAVE BEAR. That kind of bear is not like the bears today. We’re talking a fuckhuge enormous bear that would make the kind of bears alive today piss their pants. And Savage here SURVIVED said encounter.

"But Raz," you might say, "he’s immortal. He would survive anything." Not so. The fact that Savage has scars means that Savage survived said encounter before he became immortal, or else they would have healed away.

So Vandal Savage encountered and survived a battle with a giant demon bear when he was a mere mortal.

THAT IS BADASS

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